The Unexpected

Hey! Hey! Hey!

What’s cracking wichu?

Are you having a good time during this Covid-19 season?

I was a little bit conflicted as to what I wanted to write for my next article. I had a few pre-written articles in my drafts but I was not resonating with them.

Today, I am here for a little story telling so get yourself some popcorn… 🙂

Ladies, this one’s for you so fellas, I’m sorry. Catch me in the next article?

Y’all know this is about to get saucy because I am here to spill some tea…

Without further ado girls, let’s right to it…. Shall we?

So …. That Lady got a crush! Hehehehe!

I was busy minding my business but you know with coronavirus; a certain man decided to spread something contagious…. FEELINGS! And I caught them! I caught feelings! Whew! That was so new to me. I had not felt this way in close to seven years. You know; butterflies in the stomach, feeling the chills whenever I spoke to him…. I’m sure that we have all felt this way about someone at one point or another so you can relate. Right?

I did not like the man at first but with consistent calling and meeting up, I started seeing this person in a different light. I was like… “He’s cute”

Eventually, he told me that he liked me. Chiiiiilllee!

I was tongue-tied! I was exhilarated at first and then…. I got scared. Eeek!! I was wondering what this meant. Was I going to be a girlfriend? Then a wife? Am I going to open up to this person?

I did not know what to do! I prayed. I asked God what was next. What would it be like being a girlfriend? What would it be like as a fiancee? What would it be like as a wife? Ladies, I freaked out! But… the man was sweet enough to still keep talking to me even though I had not told him how I felt. Awwww!!

Two months later, I eventually told the man that I liked him too and you know what happened? Nothing. For real. Absolutely nothing. My feelings were acknowledged and that was it. No further action to that piece of information. I wasn’t asked out. Anti-climax much? I know.

So yeah… that’s my story. Quite something eyy? Or maybe it’s not a big deal? I donno.

There is another part of this story that I will update you on in due course! Hehehe!

At this juncture, that is all ladies!

If you are a man and have read up to this point, God and I are not happy with you! Okay?

If you are Mr. Man’s reading this … Erm…. I express myself through writing. Sowwie! But hey…. All in good fun. 🙂

Some of you may be shocked by what I have written today but in case you didn’t know; I go through the motions just like everyone else. Yes, I am in this world, I am just not of this world. (John 17:16) Ya heard?

Let’s be candid in this Body of Christ, you feel me?

Catch you later in the sequel… 😉

XO,

That Lady